Careers at We™
position filled since 2023. she was overqualified anyway.
Headcount: two titles, one person each, zero openings, zero regrets. We do not keep résumés on file. We keep exactly one file, and it's hers.
Board of Directors
One chair, permanently filled. The board meets wherever she is, and every resolution begins with noticing how much better the room got when she arrived.
Open role
Chief Happiness Officer
Reports to: her. · Team size: two, one of whom is the manager. · Location: wherever she already is. · Closing date: it closed in 2023, we simply never sent the letter.
The board has authorised a full recruitment round anyway, because enterprise process is a feature and not a bug. The form is long on purpose. Please complete all sections.
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